Ran errands with my husband this weekend. Generally if we go anywhere on the weekends we eat out someplace. This weekend it was a sandwich shop.
In front of us in line was a 20-something girl wearing a top that bared her midrif and low cut jeans. The zipper (maybe 3 inches long) was down and the jeans pulled aside to show a bathingsuit bottom.
After she’d gone past us I whispered to my husband, “Did you see that?” He glanced in the direction I was looking and said, “Oh, the overweight Brittany-type wearing the belly shirt that she shouldn’t?” He hadn’t even noticed the unzipped zipper.
I had to laugh. I figured the poor girl would just be appalled. I don’t think that was quite the attention she was going for when she arranged her outfit. She was going for young sexy thing and my 50-year-old husband went ‘Eh, overweight Brittany look.’